Phunky Phonz...

...make some boring covers.

Touchdown!

Mind the gap

A couple more bizarro...

Wolfgang Dauner Covers

Soulbrotha said, "Shouldn't that first one be called "KNOSH"?"

Cavemen two scoop ice cream heads

(German psychedelic jazz fusion)

Get that ho' up offa that flo'

Yes that looks like a very comfortable hard wood floor in that "lounge," but really.

Definitely not well done...

(thanks to AlternateAthos for caption)

Michael's hormone therapy is going so well...

...the next album will be issued under the name Michelle.

I'm in the mood...

...for a box lunch.

Woody's lock-up JazzDance Workout

Can someone help me here?

Enhancing the budget line with polka dots...

(and another highly creative way to disguise
the use of black & white stock photos)

Speaking of militarism...

Why is she playing with toy soldiers in the nude?

Your basic funky jazz-dance background music...

but why does the illustration look

like a decal on a jet fighter bomber?

We don't need no education

All this junk you would think he would be able to find more than 3 nails...

Beatle Barf

Hungover harmonica boy and cannon killing soldier? Yup its crap...

My imaginary band includes...

a big rabbit named Harvey.

Another innovative CTI concept

Isn't this one of the monsters...

Tarkus blew up in the gatefold?

The drop shadow...

makes this just a little too slick

The Jazz version of these little 1970s aliens.

(I believe it was a husband & wife team.
One of them painted only the eyes...)

My eyes, my eyes!

I think this one's for Greg.

Music for Diddlers

Move those "fingers" a little to the right, Joe. It's why you posed her on the cover like this.

"Chunky style"...

...and what font is the capital "P"?

The figure head is in the wrong place

Seashell? Ear? Chestnut? An elephant's trunk?

(Polish jazz vocal group)

Mythological bombast

(pretty unique for a disco record)

Think a musician might disagree...

...with his music being called "cheese"?.

Like a kid in a stale candy shoppe....

...nothing here I'd want to buy

Fred McGriff's unreleased ECM recordings

The only ECM cover to ever use humor

Probably why its out of print.

Rockin Bark Knockers woof

Just love the way they "jazz up" classical ....
Simply gorgeous ...

so s-a-u-c- y....

hmmm, what to do for the re-issues ?

ECM Cheese

Including some V E RY AD V A NC E D TYP O G RA P HY

(These could all be IMPROVED though...)

The woman in the lower right corner...

... looks familiar :^)

Living inside a lava lamp...

(a spiffy way to dress-up a black & white photo)

Open Casket Viewing

It's alive?!?

Dexter's Idiot Caucasian Kid

Some Bley Cheese

Major Diss to Paul Bley Here...

Don Cherry's looking at the title like he can't believe it...

Someones Nicked our idea here...

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