Ladies and gentlemen...

...I am awesome.

Wow!

Kafka's Metamorphosis...

Chet or Bob Dylan...

...or Carol Burnette?

Bummer...

Google Stats Manipulation Update

I got tired of seeing nothing but child nudist seeking pervs.

Call the Animal Rescue League.

The famous Jazz trumpet player...

...Eric Dolphy.

In a fit of uncontrollable emotion...

 ...she threw her bowling ball at the gate.

Metaphor Mixing

I want to talk...

...about your hair stylist.

What's the best way to sell this?

Food? Booze? Sexual bondage?

The waiter...with a wine bottle...

...in the dining room. CLUE the classic whodunnit game!

On the other hand, the downward spiral continues

Our weekly stats check. Even if this is the best blog on the internet.

"Objectively, this is the best blog...

...in the history of the internet"

http://kristiner.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-were-they-thinking.html

http://manderblur.tumblr.com/post/7294992502/file-under-excellent-memes-crap-jazz-covers

http://tl-ph.facebook.com/astronautico/posts/117417804943647

The essence of this festival...

...can be found in the parking lot.

Sexy...

Birdshit

Accidently used...

...a children's book cover illustration

Brown Side of the Moon

Pink Freud?

(French blues psych)